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SICK AND TWISTED PLANS OF CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA WEDDING


Rihanna was spotted wearing a diamond ring on her left hand ring finger at both the Grammys on Feb. 10 and in Hawaii on Feb. 20, RiRi’s 25th birthday. Is a wedding with Chris Brown on the horizon? According to a new report, the answer is yes!

To the two love birds , age is not a barrier for them being together. As Gist about Chris, 23, and Rihanna, 25, getting  married is everywhere. They are planning a wild nupital which they want to be the wildest in history.

THEIR SICK AND TWISTED PLANS

“They want tattoo artists, fire breathers and a near-naked waitstaff. They’re even talking about having pre-rolled joints at the reception,” a source tells Star magazine.

The source adds that the wedding, which will reportedly happen in Barbados in late July, will be “all about swagger, bling and sin. They want to celebrate their relationship with people who believe Chris has changed.”

Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Invited To Chris Brown & Rihanna’s Wedding, because the oscars host dissed the couple for their violent past on Feb. 24, comparing their relationship to the events that unfold in Django Unchained.

What do you think about this madness??

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HOW HEART BREAK LEADS TO UNTIMELY DEATH


Hey EB readers , it has come to my notice that heartbreak leads to untimely death o!.To all the ladies and guys who cause this effect you can as well be termed as a murderer .lol. Anyways , due to scientific research form germans it is said that emotional trauma can trigger a potentially lethal catastrophe in the body called THE BROKEN HEART SYNDROME.
It has long been claimed that people have died from a broken heart.
This is similar to a stroke or a massive coronary, broken heart syndrome causes the body to pour out adrenaline and other stress hormones.

This narrows the coronary arteries and impairs blood circulation. It also stuns the bottom half of the main pumping chamber of the heart, forcing the top portion to work much harder to compensate.
The lack of oxygenated blood reaching the rest of the body — and indeed the heart — causes breathlessness, pain and a loss of consciousness.

The patient can die as a result of cardiac arrest, causing the brain and body to be starved of oxygen.
Victims struggle to breathe, feel weak and have pains in the chest which are typical heart attack symptoms.
Doctors have long known the stress of a bereavement can trigger heart problems — studies have shown the risk of heart attack rises ten-fold in the 48 hours following the death of a loved one.
It’s previously been assumed that the patient already has an unhealthy heart as a result of bad diet or clogged arteries.
But scientists now say that a bereavement can trigger a specific type of heart attack very different from these ‘unhealthy’ heart attacks.

All this just due to heart break. So I am begging o all ye players , maga collectors , and heart breakers please desit from this act o.

10 TIPS TO LET HIM/HER KNOW YOU CARE


Hello EB readers. Are you scared of telling your man or lady how much you care ? Are you scared you might be too forward ? Are you scared you might loose him ? if you are then you are in the right place »my blog
For my lovely and loyal readers I am giving you some free tips which are kinda risk free ways to make your interest in someone known without dragging your pride on the ground.
1. Smile at him often
2. Compliment him about the way he
looks, dresses, work etc.
3. Help him with some work, project
or event he is planning.
4. Listen to him attentively
5. Challenge him. And also help him to become a better person and take up responsibilities
6. Do not take crap from him. Confront him if he embarrass,belittles or hurt you or other people. He will admire you for standing up. to him.
7. Believe in him even when he
doubts himself.
8. Be there for him if he is going
through a bad batch or rough. times.
9. Give him space, don’t crowd him
too much. Don’t overwhelm him. Give him a
chance to miss you.
10. If he wants you to, go with him
to places like football or fishing.
Well those are the tricks sha.

GUEST POST : WALLETS RANT


hello EB readers this is a first in series of guest post on this BLOG. i hope you enjoy thus and don’t forget to drop your comments .

WALLET RANTS

NO WALLET

Toyin comes out… he smiles… he has been tracking her for a long while now and last month she finally agreed to go on a first date with him. The date went Ermm!!! Let’s just conclude that she wanted to see him again sha
‘How was your day hun?’ Taiwo asked.
‘Ermm!! I thought you asked me that already via twitter’ Toyin replied
Taiwo: *scratches his punk hair cut Big Head* yeah but that was via twitter now
Toyin: *shrugs* My day was cool, classes all day, then tweeting all evening and you how was your test?
Taiwo smiles…. Awww she remembered about my test, means she care about me small sha he said to himself
Taiwo: It was great, love …. I kinda knew it all.
Toyin: hehehe!! How come..? You didn’t read naww ; you were chatting with me via DM(s) all night .. *raised eyebrows*
Taiwo: Ermm! I’m smart like that *Big Grin*
Still strolling away from her hall….
“Where are we going to? Because I’m hungry.. I want to eat ASUN(Spiced meat) from café “ Toyin voiced.
His eyes scanned her from her head to her toes… Nice “Sponge Bob square pants” T-shirt, well tucked in her grey high waist Pocket free pants trousers with a colourful Slippers….wait what’s on her hands ? a handkerchief on the left hand, aha ahan NO WALLET  and she wants to eat ASUN!

 

“Girls sha, and This girl told me 30mins ago via Dm that she was eating dinner” He said to himself.
Toyin cleared every other funny thoughts doing through his mind and finally said. “Ermm ok let’s go Taiwo”, hoping the 250naira with him would be enough to get her the ASUN, though he had not eaten/gotten dinner yet.

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So that is it …
If you were in Taiwo’s shoes what would you have done? Consider he is tracking the babe o!!


It is not only an alarming trend, but in my view it’s just a scam and Err!! I think it’s allowed for a dude to pay the bills when on a date with a lady, but that doesn’t mean the lady shouldn’t be with spare cash or emergency cash as I call it .
What if he doesn’t show up for the date and you are hungry?
Or what if his wallet gets missing? Or maybe he is too broke at the moment to get you something to eat?
What do you do..? Stay hungry?!
Annoyingly most ladies on purpose when coming to meet their boyfriends, don’t come out with their wallets and expect to go back with the best meal sold; they expect this dude tagged “Boyfriend” buying their meals everyday… aha ahan fear GOD naww .. How much does your father give your brother as his pocket money per month ? Did I hear you say 40k? Oya let’s go to MAT111
MAT111
N40,000 given per month
I pack of Pepper Rice/Chinese Rice– N600
Money spent on Food per every night’s when Tracking = Taiwo + Toyin
= 600+ 600 = 1,200
Total money spent per month on food when Tracking =1200 x 30= 36000
Money left from pocket money- 40000-36000 = N4000
*Ends Class*
That N36000 is only for food o! Calculate drink money too and that’s just for Dinner o!!
What happens to him buying lecture notes of even breakfast and Lunch (*oh ok garri can come in here sha*)

N.B: That is even if his Dad gives him 40k per month -_-
Your vals gift and birthday gifst are still there o!! *Faints*. A friend of mine used to save N3,000 every month for his gfs birthday gift i.e 3 x 12= 36k (maybe he would buy an IPod Touch then add money for cake) and she gives him nothing in return, *sad face* and yet they say we are not the stronger gender.
*Throws Mic away and then walks away from the podium *

@ayob_ reporting for EB
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@ayob_ is the Editor of a famous Blog site http://www.alariwo.org and rants on his personal blog http://www.ayobtheblogger.wordpress.com .you can all catch him there

QUESTION OF THE DAY : WIZKID VS DAVIDO


who would you rather  choose

FOOD FOR THOUGHT


LOVE IS TRUE AND SWEET WHEN IT IS RECIPROCAL AND MUTUAL…………………………………………

HAVE A LOVELY WEEK

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