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BREAKING NEWS: TYPHOON VONGFONG HITS JAPAN


Early this morning, Typhoon Vongfong barreled into Japan with at least one person missing and dozens injured while more than 300 flights were grounded.

Nasa satellite image shows Typhoon Vongfong approaching Japan.

NHK said at least 45 people had been injured in typhoon-related accidents so far, a figure which included the 23 injured as the monster storm pounded the southern Okinawa islands over the weekend. Read the rest of this entry

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EB SPORTS WEEKLY :22-28 SEPTEMBER 2013


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NFF O&D COMMITTEE FINAL DECISIONS:
The Nigerian Football Federation Disciplinary Committee have upheld the decision of the League Management Company (LMC) to award the disputed Week 30 game to Sunshine Stars of Akure.
The League Management Company, running the Glo Nigerian Premier League earlier this month slammed a three million naira (N3M) fine on Shooting Stars FC of Ibadan for allegedly abandoning the week 30 game against Sunshine Stars in Akure, awarding maximum points to the Akure based team.

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5 Dos and 9 Don’ts of Valentine’s Day for Single Girls


hello ladies, this is from me to you sharing my love. most especially the single ladies.

DON’T go about saying, “I hate Valentine’s Day” and “it’s so commercial” to anyone who will listen. Don’t post it on Facebook. Don’t tweet it on the tweeting machine. There is no way to frame this sentence without sounding like a bitter loser. Also, no one cares.

DON’T listen to the mix tape your ex boyfriend gave you, especially not while drinking wine. Because if you do you WILL call him and cry into the phone and beg him to take you back and ask WHY over and over again. Or so I’ve heard.

DON’T get all post-post-feminism and take yourself out for a fancy dinner because you’re an independent woman and you once saw a movie in which the girl did that and it was awesome and then she met THE ONE at the restaurant even though she wasn’t looking for him and then they lived happily ever after. This will not happen to you. you might just end up disappointed

DON’T spend all day hoping you receive flowers or chocolates or a funny e-card at the very least from a secret admirer. You won’t.

DON’T send yourself flowers. There are starving children in Africa.especially around you.

DON’T watch The Notebook. Watching The Notebook on Valentine’s Day is the number one cause of suicide among single women in Australia. The number two cause is listening to Adele’s ‘Someone Like You’.

DON’T hang out with other single people. You will spend the night lying to each other about how you don’t care that you’re single because don’t need a boyfriend/girlfriend to make you happy. Then you will go home and cry wank (crank?) until you fall asleep.

DON’T go on a blind or first date. If I have to explain why, it’s possible you are beyond my help.its kinda dumb on valentine day.

DON’T wear red to work. You won’t look cute. You’ll look like an ass-hole and also like a desperate lady

THE DO’S

DO go to a singles event. It will be lame and you will feel superior to everybody there but maybe just maybe you’ll have a good time and if not you can just get drunk and silently judge people/do the worm.

DO give homemade chocolates to a male person as “an expression of love, courtesy or social obligation”. That’s what women do in Japan on Valentine’s Day and everybody knows Japan is better than Australia in every way. couykl

DO watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47aS3uSCHLc   It’s freaking hilarious.

DO go to a talk at the State Library of NSW on ‘The Science of Sex Appeal’. A smart psychologist doctor man will talk about the mating behaviours of men and women (OOOH), and then somebody will read a bunch of old love letters (AAAH). Also, I’m pretty sure there’ll be wine.

DO cook yourself an awesome, deep-fried meal, watch Mean Girls, dance around your bedroom in your underwear to ‘Single Ladies’, and then lie spread-eagled across the bed you have all to yourself. Hey, why not have a lady fiddle as well? You deserve it.

in conclusion you should really have fun and enjoy yourself, take yourself to a nice treat. you dont need a guy in your life to be happy but being happy on your own attracts the right kind of guy

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WITH LOVE

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