1. When she says “lets meet”, make sure you meet her where they don’t sell food or beer may be a Post Office, Church or even the Roundabout…

2. If you are broke & its X-mas time or her Birthday, just start some beef & make up after the Event!

3. If she asks you for airtime because she wants to send you sweet texts  and stuff!…..just send her 100MB data bundle & tell her it’s for the whole week on FB!

4. If she asks you to take her out on Sunday, just carry a Bible & take her to the nearest Church!

5. She says she wants to see a Movie, go home with her & give her a CD bag to choose her Movie or just dowload or watch straight from youtube.

6. She wants another phone???? Coz she wants to have 2 lines??? Go get her a Chinese Double Sim or better still a Tripple Sim… *wink*

I know Gold diggers will be against this status lol…#But ladies

Written by : Ugandian Rib crackers


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Posted on February 7, 2014, in RELATIONSHIP GURU and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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